Jerry

It was life and death.

Guard

Uh huh.

Jerry

Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

Guard

I don't know.

Jerry

Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.