Guard

Uh huh.

Jerry

Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

Guard

I don't know.

Jerry

Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

Jerry

(C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.