Kramer

I once saw this thing on T.V. with people who are terminally ill. And they all believed the secret of life is just to live every moment.

George

Yeah, yeah. I've heard that. Meanwhile I'm here with you in a parking garage, what am I supposed to do?

Jerry

First of all you don't even know technically that I went. That's for starters. I mean I could've been pouring a bottle of water out there. You don't know.

Guard

I know what you did.

Jerry

Oh really, do you? Well it just so happens that I did pour water out. I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out. And I could see how you made a mistake, because pouring water out sounds very much like a person urinating.