George

Yeah, yeah. I've heard that. Meanwhile I'm here with you in a parking garage, what am I supposed to do?

Jerry

First of all you don't even know technically that I went. That's for starters. I mean I could've been pouring a bottle of water out there. You don't know.

Guard

I know what you did.

Jerry

Oh really, do you? Well it just so happens that I did pour water out. I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out. And I could see how you made a mistake, because pouring water out sounds very much like a person urinating.

Jerry

(CONT'D) And you know when you think about it it's really quite an amusing case of mistaken identity. That's all it is.