Guard

I know what you did.

Jerry

Oh really, do you? Well it just so happens that I did pour water out. I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out. And I could see how you made a mistake, because pouring water out sounds very much like a person urinating.

Jerry

(CONT'D) And you know when you think about it it's really quite an amusing case of mistaken identity. That's all it is.

Guard

Yeah I'm sure.

Jerry

You know this is not the first time this has happened to me. I always carry water because of my condition. It dehydrates me. It's a vicious cycle.