Jerry

(A NEW TACK) All right, all right. I want to apologize. I was frightened, I said crazy things. I obviously offended you. I insulted your intelligence. The uromysitisis, the water bottle...I made it all up, and now...I'm going to tell you the truth. Today my father and mother are celebrating their fiftieth, well I'm jumping ahead here, their forty-seventh wedding anniversary. We made arrangements to spend the evening together. They are supposed to be in front of my building at six-fifteen.

Jerry

(CONT'D) What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

Kramer

The guy's got a fat fetish. Spector never dates a woman under two hundred-fifty pounds.

George

(NOT INTERESTED) Really.

Kramer

What does he do with all that fat? Does he just jump up and down on it? Does he gouge it like Killer Kowalski?