Jerry

(disappointed) Answering machine. (jovially) Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Policeman

What do you mean?

Jerry

It's a joke.

Policeman

I see. Well, mister Seinfeld uh, we'll look into it and uh, we'll let you know if we uh, you know, if we find anything.

Jerry

You ever find anything?