George

In this scene my co-star who's right over here ( goes over to George who is still on the phone) Follow meeeee... is George Costanza, he plays an airline pilot who's just returned from Rome and I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.

Kramer

That's my Chinese food...So George is this your first movie with Elaine?

George

(visibly disturbed) I...I..I dunno.

Kramer

So Elaine in your movies is the sex real or is it simulated?

Elaine

Oh. it's always simulated....except with George that's in my contract.