Penis

Oh Brain, what are you doing? You cannot beat me. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Forget about it!

Brain

I can't take her anymore. I hate reading her stupid little acting scenes.

Penis

Oh, so what? So you read from a little play. You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish. Give me one hour, then I will take over, you will not have to think for the rest of the night.

Brain

What about tomorrow morning? Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care? No, you don't care. So long as you get to do whatever it is you do. You disgust me.

Penis

Oh, go read a book.