Penis

Oh, so what? So you read from a little play. You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish. Give me one hour, then I will take over, you will not have to think for the rest of the night.

Brain

What about tomorrow morning? Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care? No, you don't care. So long as you get to do whatever it is you do. You disgust me.

Penis

Oh, go read a book.

Brain

Enough chatting, let's play.

Elaine

You know the only reason I'm doing this is because you took Audrey to the hospital.