Landlord

The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees, screaming down the hall, 'Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish!'

Kramer

So I grabbed the guy by the collar.

Elaine

Yeah, and I yelled out, Kramer! Kramer, you're killing him!'

Jerry

So I assume the jig was up.

Elaine

Yeah, pretty much.