Wilhelm

'I called this meeting because we......have........a problem. For the last few months someone has been stealing equipment from the club. Until recently it's been little things, y'know; bases, batting helmets, donuts, but two nights ago they pulled the big one. '

Wilhelm

'They took a pitching machine, a batting cage ,the in-field tarp and all of Mr Steinbrenner's vitamins.. Now , we have reasons to believe it's an inside job.'

George

(still puffing)' Whoa!!'

Wilhelm

'If anybody here knows anything about it I recommend strongly that...you come forward.'

Receptionist

'Dr Whatley's running a little late. If you'd like to take a seat, I'll call you when he's ready.'