George

What come on? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?

Jerry

I've never had a job.

George

You know the anxiety you feel on a date? That's what I have every day now. My worst nightmare's come true, every day is a date.

Jerry

That's one of Dante's nine stages of hell, isn't it?

George

Ava was one of the reasons I used to like going to work, she was a friend. Now we sleep together and suddenly, I don't know how to talk to her. Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk. I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing. Then afterwards, I sit in my office and analyze how it went. If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day. I see her laughing and talking with other people, they're all so loose and relaxed, I think, 'that used to be me. I want to go back there again.'