The Stranded Season 3, Episode 10

George

(panicky) What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call the police?

Jerry

Can I still buy this or is this evidence now?

Kramer

So, I'm chasing these doves down the street and she's screaming at the top of her lungs, and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown! Well I followed the instructions!

Steve

(hysterical) Ah, they turned brown!! Brown!! (the laughter winds down) So let me ask you something, you know any women we could call?

Kramer

Not really.