Kramer

So, I'm chasing these doves down the street and she's screaming at the top of her lungs, and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown! Well I followed the instructions!

Steve

(hysterical) Ah, they turned brown!! Brown!! (the laughter winds down) So let me ask you something, you know any women we could call?

Kramer

Not really.

Steve

Maybe we should call one of those escort services. I saw one of them advertised before on the cable station.

Kramer

(handing Steve the phone) 555-LOVE.