The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Sid

Well I'm going down to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday, for a week, so I can't park it.

Jerry

This Wednesday?

Sid

No, next Wednesday, week after this Wednesday.

Jerry

But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Sid

If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday. It's the week after this Wednesday.