The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Sid

No, next Wednesday, week after this Wednesday.

Jerry

But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Sid

If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday. It's the week after this Wednesday.

George

Sid, who's gonna move the cars while you're away?

Sid

Whoever wants to move them, why do I care who moves them? They can move themselves if they want.