Jerry

I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?

Agent

Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

Jerry

But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

Agent

I know why we have reservations.

Jerry

I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.