The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Elaine

I'm gonna go break up with Owen.

George

What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living! (out the window to honking cars) Alright! Alright! Shut up! Shut up! I hear you! I'm coming down! These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Jerry

Oh my god.

Elaine

Call an ambulance.

Jerry

Boy, he took it hard.