The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Sid

Now you didn't tell me you didn't know how to drive. You should have mentioned that.

George

Well I know how to drive.

Sid

Then how'd all those cars get damaged? Why are people calling me up screaming on the phone? Most of them cancelled out on me.

Jerry

Can I get anybody anything?

Sid

Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?