The Alternate Side Season 3, Episode 11

Jerry

Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car. That's who's driving it, other drivers. Doesn't my credit card cover me or something?

Agent

Not that particular one.

Jerry

Well I got a hundred cards, here, pick a card, take a card, any card you want, go ahead, whichever one, I don't care.

Agent

Sir, if you had read the rental agreement--

Jerry

Did you see the size of that document? It's like the Declaration of Independence, who's gonna read that?