Jerry

Well I got a hundred cards, here, pick a card, take a card, any card you want, go ahead, whichever one, I don't care.

Agent

Sir, if you had read the rental agreement--

Jerry

Did you see the size of that document? It's like the Declaration of Independence, who's gonna read that?

Agent

Mr. Seinfeld, as it stands right now, you are not covered for that damage and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Jerry

These pretzels are making me thirsty.