Elaine

Dick? He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it.

Jerry

I didn't know you meant *hold* it, I thought you meant hold it.

Elaine

One drink like that and he could fall right off the wagon.

George

Told you.

Jerry

I never feel comfortable in the women's department. I feel like I'm just a *little* too close to trying on a dress.