Woman

Oh! Is that cashmere?

George

Of course it's cashemere.

Woman

A cashmere sweater. Oh Georgie Porgie!

George

Just a little something for Christmas.

Woman

When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, 'what do you call this most beautiful fabric?', and he said 'they call it cashmere'. I repeated the words 'cashmere, cashmere'. I asked if I could have it, and he said 'No. Get away from me.' Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.