Dick

You can't drink on a wagon it would be too bumpy.

Jerry

They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?

Dick

What the hell do you know about wagons?

Jerry

I know enough not to get on them.

Lippman

I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?