George

How many tickets are you paying today?

Kramer

Well, let's see: speeding, running a red light, no license, no registration, no plates, no brake lights, no rear view mirror...yeah. (gives George a ticket)

George

No doors?

Kramer

I'm fighting that one. You know, this is gonna cost me over six hundred bucks.

George

I can't carry any changes in these pants, it falls out.