George

Eh, gee, I hope you have the key for these things.

Woman

Oh, don't worry. I do.

George

You know, my mother used to walk around on our apartment just in her bra and panties. She didn't look anything like you, she was really disgusting, really bad body. If you could imagine uglier and fatter version of Shirley Booth. Remember Shirley Booth from Hazel. Really embarrassing, cause you know I had only mother in the whole neighborhood who was worse looking than Hazel. Imagine the taunts I would hear.

Woman

Like what?

George

Like a 'Hey your mother is uglier than Hazel. Hazel really puts your mother to shame'