The Pez Dispenser Season 3, Episode 14

Jerry

He picks it up - he stares at it - It's like he's hypnotized by it. Then he's telling us this story about how when he was a kid he was in the car with his father, and his father was trying to load one of them

George

Well they're hard to load.

Jerry

Tell me something I don't know. So as the father's trying to load it he loses control of the car and it crashes into a high school cafeteria. Nobody's hurt but Pez is all over the car. And the dispenser was destroyed virtually beyond recognition.

George

Poor kid.

Jerry

So as he's telling the story he starts crying.