Jerry

So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her right in front of him.

Kramer

Uh, uh, you see that's the great thing about Mediterranean women. All right, so what did you do?

Jerry

Nothing.

Kramer

Ah, what kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?

Jerry

I didn't know what the coma etiquette was.