Kramer

I want my vacuum cleaner! I know you can hear me. Look my mother, she's going to come and visit me. She sees that rug, she's going to kill me.

Newman

He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one.

Kramer

Why would I buy another one when I spent a hundred bucks on this one?

Newman

I have a carpet sweeper you can use.

Kramer

I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.