Cynthia

Well, the mediocre ones are available, but they're so insecure about not being one of the good ones that they're always going, 'Well I'm not good enough for you, what are you doing with me?' and eventually I just go, 'You're right.'

Elaine

You know, maybe you need somebody between good and mediocre.

Cynthia

No, maybe I need somebody who has nothing, somebody who just has to appreciate being with me because he's so desperate.

George

I mean it's gotten to the point where I'm flirting with operators on the phone. I almost made a date with one.

Jerry

Oh, so there's still hope.