Elaine

Aren't you too young to be bitter?

Cynthia

No, you can be young and bitter, just maybe not as bitter as I'm gonna be ten years from now, but I'm bitter. Anyway, don't tell anyone.

Elaine

Don't worry, your bitterness is safe with me.

Cynthia

Um, order me a piece of cake. I'm gonna go throw up.

Jerry

Look at my hands. Look. Filthy from the paper. You know, they should give you a Wet-nap when you buy one, like at those rib joints.