Elaine

What, you don't think she's beautiful?

Jerry

I don't know, what's with the eyebrows?

Elaine

You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Jerry

I went out with you.

Elaine

That's because my standards are too low. And by the way, you know, women kill for eyebrows like that. Do you know that? I mean women pluck their real eyebrows out of their head, one by one, until they're bald, Jerry. Bald above the eyes! And then they paint in these eyebrows to look like that.