George

Wow, Keith Hernandez. He's such a great player.

Jerry

Yeah, he's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.

George

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. ... What do you have to do to be a buff

Jerry

So Biff wants to be a buff? ... Well sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.

George

ho ho ho ho. You know I only got two weeks left of unemployment. I got to prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension