George

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. ... What do you have to do to be a buff

Jerry

So Biff wants to be a buff? ... Well sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.

George

ho ho ho ho. You know I only got two weeks left of unemployment. I got to prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension

Jerry

Hey, should we say something to him?

George

Oh, yeah I'm sure he loves to hear from fans in the locker room.