The Boyfriend (1) Season 3, Episode 17

Kramer

Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut to film of the day - like the Zabruter film - with the Umbrella man and everything - Oh so brilliant parody!!!] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, ' Nice game pretty boy.'. Keith continued past us up the ramp.

Newman

A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and profound way front that day forward.

Elaine

What was it?

Kramer

He spit on us.... and I screamed out, 'I'm hit!'

Newman

Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.