The Boyfriend (1) Season 3, Episode 17

Jerry

Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic luggie.

Newman

Well that's the way it happened.

Jerry

What happened to your head when you got hit?

Kramer

Well. uh, well my head went back and to the left

Jerry

Again