Jerry

The sad thing is we may never know the real truth.

George

(Frantically) Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay industries?

Jerry

No. What happened to you?

George

Now, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office and I told them that I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries and I gave them your phone number. So, when now when the phone rings you've got to answer 'Vandelay Industries'.

Jerry

I'm Vandelay Industries?