George

(Frantically) Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay industries?

Jerry

No. What happened to you?

George

Now, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office and I told them that I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries and I gave them your phone number. So, when now when the phone rings you've got to answer 'Vandelay Industries'.

Jerry

I'm Vandelay Industries?

George

Right.