Kramer

Elaine. you don't know the first thing about first base.

Elaine

ha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you'll never be there.

Kramer

The way I figure it I've already been there and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock.

Elaine

Well, uh, I'd watch the third base coach if I were you 'cause I don't think he's waving you in. You know I hate to say this but I think we're really hitting it off. Get it? Get it?

Kramer

Funny.