George

I hurt it in a hotel room. You know where they tuck the covers in real tight in those hotel rooms? I can't sleep like that so I tried to kick it out and I pulled it.

Jerry

I know, why do they make that bed so tight? You gotta sleep with your feet like that.

George

For a mental patient. Wait a minute, the phone, we'll call the police.

George

9... 1... 1. She said she'd do anything. Hello, police? Uh, yeah listen, we're in the back of a limo in Queens--

George

--Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will.