Jerry

So I wound up going out for a decaf cappuccino with her.

George

Boy! What a story! I'm speechless. Speechless. I have no speech.

Jerry

You know, I really liked her. We talked. We flirted. And when she left, she reached out and touched my arm.

Jerry

He, he, he. (Simulating her feminine laugh)

George

I love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that. Why is that?