Jerry
Why?
George
Because great couples always have a great story about how they met. That's why I've never been in a long term relationship. I've never had a good meeting story.
Jerry
I wonder if I'm nuts for pursuing this woman at all.
George
I don't think so.
Jerry
Look, she slammed into a parked car! She took no responsibility for mutilating the property of a stranger, then she sped off like a criminal!