George

Because great couples always have a great story about how they met. That's why I've never been in a long term relationship. I've never had a good meeting story.

Jerry

I wonder if I'm nuts for pursuing this woman at all.

George

I don't think so.

Jerry

Look, she slammed into a parked car! She took no responsibility for mutilating the property of a stranger, then she sped off like a criminal!

Jerry

On the other hand, does that mean she should never be allowed to date again? You scratch one car and you're forbidden to have social contact for the rest of your life?!