George

Oh my God, an affair. That's so adult. It's like with stockings and martinis, and William Holden. On the other hand it probably wouldn't cost me any money.

Elaine

Are you actually considering this?

George

I can't have an affair with a married woman, that's despicable!

Elaine

Yeah, it's like hitting a car and driving away without leaving a note.

Jerry

Yeah.