Jerry

I've had a crush on this woman for year! I've always been afraid to approach her! She looks like she belongs on one of these Hallmark cards.

George

Oh right, right! The blue sweatpants! Gees, it's too bad you can't say anything because of Angela.

Jerry

Oh yeah. Too bad. Angela. Lousy thug. I mean what kind of sick person does something like that? That woman belongs in prison! I mean, I actually owe it to society to do something about this! I can't sit by and allow this to go on. It's a moral issue is what it is!

George

You can't compromise your principles!

Jerry

How am I going to live with myself?!