Michael

Is she with your bald friend from the other night?!

Elaine

No, no, come on Michael!

Michael

He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!

Elaine

You're soo good lookin'.

Angela

Now you listen to me, suck face! You tell anybody, anything, and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue!