Elaine

No, no George! You don't understand! She didn't tell me she was using me as an excuse! Okay?! But then I realized what was going on, and I said that she left a note. Um, but he didn't really buy that. And then, and then he did mention your name.

George

He mentioned my name?! What did he say?!

Elaine

He said he was going to sew your ass to your face.

George

What? Why couldn't you think of something?!

Elaine

Well I don't know, he caught me off guard!