Kramer

I don't even want to look at you anymore! All these years of friendship and you're nothing but a felon. You're an embarrassment to the building.

Jerry

I didn't do it! I just had to pay her to cover for somebody else!

Kramer

Now you're not going to lie to me, are you?

Jerry

No, never.

Kramer

Alright. Well. Glad we got that straightened out because I've got a date with her.