Jerry

Well, she framed it and everything.

George

Well, I'm not buying it. No way. Forget it. No way I'm buying this! (beat) I mean, look at it! What is it? It's a bunch of squiggly lines! (beat) Are you telling me you couldn't paint this?

Jerry

Do you want me to paint you something? I'd love to paint you some- thing!

George

I'm not paying for this. If you were going out with her, it'd be a different story.

Kramer

(entering, handing Jerry a piece of paper) This was in front of your door.